Once upon a time, on a platform far far away.. this ghost came to a woman in a vision and she said we will write a script. She was a very annoying ghost, she never let this woman relax. She was constantly saying what does this button do.. you know that kinda thing?

So eventually this woman said okay ghost tell me what script we shall write. And the ghost said we shall write a script about, you guessed it.. ME.

For I am like Willy Wonka and to you.. I leave.. my entire chocolate kingdom. 🍫

But why I asked my beautiful ghoul friend? Why? Why hath thou tasked me with such an impossible task? Why can’t I just write about like I don’t know.. normal stuff? Maybe? No? We can’t do that? Why?

Well says Wonka to Charlie.. we simply must live up to our calling: we must accept the call 📱 as call is received. We must not question hauntings, we must investigate and report our findings. We must stay true to the mission. We must… we must… increase our bust! No that’s not it. We must write the greatest script ever written.

However, so far… we are only drafting so this is just.. a tribute? May the odds be ever in your favor. 🍭