She Sells Seashells🐚

Janet has several missed calls
As she walks from the steamy🧖🏻‍♀️
Romantic shower, this handsome
Man smiles at her as she picks
This horrible device up..Denny
Of course🙄Why can’t he just..
Leave me alone? The world ends
Whether I am sailing the Seven
Seas or 🪢 So why all these 📱
Annoying calls.. “Janet?” YES!
It is Janet Denny what could U
Possibly want to discuss right
Now? Don’t you have to go back
To your love nest w/ 👑Peach🍑
Seriously! What do you want??!
“Janet.. calm down.. please?🙏
I just called to tell you.. Is
He there right now? Is he next
To you? Can he hear me?” YES🤬
You idiot, of course he can we
Are on a yacht together, DUH😒
“Oh okay, well anyway, I just
wanted to let you know, if the
world doesn’t end.. I am never
returning to this planet and U
can have this mansion that you
tried to destroy.. I mean it’s
not like I’m going to need it.
I’ll let you guys enjoy your🛥️
little vacation and hopefully🤞
I can undo what you did and we
won’t all die. Sound good?” ❤️
..Denny.. are you alright? Did
you fall and bump your head?🧑‍🚀
“No Janet, I am trying to save
the entire universe right now.
I gotta go.” Okay Denny.. talk
later.. Thanks for like trying
to save the universe or what..
ever.. *click* 🙊Well then..🙈
Janet throws herself onto this
Luxurious bed as she remembers
Where she is and how she got👈
Here .. Is this Ibiza? 🏝️💕✨

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